it was a humbling affair.
there were two events: the 8k and the 2 mile. i decided on the 2 mile because i wasn't sure i could finish the 8k within the time limit. and really, it was just 2 miles. i walk 2 miles all the time. well, not recently, but still. 2 miles. 2 miles is easy! i bet i could even run half of it! it's only two miles. i mean really, if i had to, i'm sure i could run three miles. this was the debate that i got into with mary and ann last summer - that if i had to, i could run three miles. like, had to as in if someone was chasing me because they wanted to kill me. we argued about it all summer long - whether or not this was possible in my current state. i maintained that it was.
i digress . . .
the 2 mile was billed as the event for all! ages! what i failed to realize when i signed up was that it really was for all ages. like small children. they were numerous. and they were fast.
i started out running until i couldn't run any further. i prefer to think of this as pacing myself. then i walked as fast as i could until i caught my breath (and the cramp in my side subsided). lots of people passed me. lots. here are just a few of the people who passed me:
- small children
- a woman pushing a stroller
- a man carrying a child on his back
- the elderly
- two girls holding hands and skipping
- people who looked way more out of shape than me
i continued alternating running with fast walking until . . . wait . . . is that the finish line? i was overjoyed. that is until someone beside me called out ONE MILE! and then i saw with my own eyes the tape on the street delineating the one mile mark. sweet jesus! i was crushed. how can i only have gone ONE MILE? it felt like i had been running for 30 minutes. and i was only half done.
i pressed on as fast as i could, while the masses effortlessly passed me. when i got to the actual finish line i saw mary, ann, tim and hazel cheering me on. my spirits lifted slightly. i ran the last little stretch to the finish. i finished in 30:05, which isn't as good as i had hoped, but it certainly could have been worse.
and afterwards my body hurt like a mother - why, i have no idea. i think it must have been the shock of running on the pavement. i think i could have gotten the same time with much less pain had i just walked fast.
after i had consumed my post race cookies (the second cookie was really ill-advised) and water i sheepishly admitted to mary and ann: "okay, maybe i couldn't run three miles if i had to". they reveled in my admission.

4 comments:
I am still so proud of you for doing this! Hazel got SO excited when you were running up the finish area!!
This is one of your funniest posts ever. I nearly spewed diet coke all over my laptop.
But seriously, I was very impressed with your effort in this.
Onward and upward!
Yes, what you lack in athletic ability at the moment, you make up for in humor. In the end, it's better to be funny than fast, right? But soon you'll be both.
yes, one can only hope.
"better to be funny than fast" - that's the refrain of the overweight . . .
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